Tailgating Is Bad For You, Really?
Okay, we admit it. WellWell held back on this report until after the Super Bowl. Why put another damper…
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A Message From Your iPhone
Dear Apple Community, It is apparent by now that you’ve likely encountered the recent CNN report regarding…
Read MoreNosepicker’s Guide To Coronavirus
You’re one of them, the selective few. Those who dare to dig. The one’s who celebrate in solitude,…
Read MoreThe Vagina Candle Monologues
I was browsing Goop’s expansive landscape when I first saw her. While initially, I was considering…
Read MoreListen Up. The Animal Kingdom Wants A Chat.
There are dog people and cat people. There are also horse, goat and bird people. No, we’re not talking…
Read MoreOnline Gamers & Weighty Matters
Everybody knows some guy named Motts from high school or college—or at least someone like Motts. He’s…
Read MoreHow To Tell If Your COVID-19 Symptoms Are A Hangover
I get it. You feel awful, there’s a global pandemic, and you’re thinking you’ve caught the big…
Read MoreKiss Mistletoe Goodbye
In a year best described as humbug central, perhaps the biggest holiday bummer is at hand. For obvious…
Read MoreMickey D’s McMisfire
Last week, McDonald’s joined the growing list of restaurant chains to offer plant-based items. The…
Read MoreIt’s Me, Your Unused Total Gym
Hey bud, it’s me—the unused Total Gym you bought at the beginning of quarantine. I’m rusting in…
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